Watching people who don’t wear contacts try to use eye drops. No need to throw your head back and use your dirty fingers to pry your squinty eye open while you hover the drop bottle 18 inches above your face. Just tilt the bottle at a 45 degree angle and squeeze into the corner of your eye. Easy. 🙂
Being “coco matted” at work. When you leave, a manager has to rifle through your purse to make sure you didn’t steal any furniture. Don’t mind my super plus tampons and pepper spray.
The word gotten. There must be a better alternative.
Celebrating our 1st anniversary!
Twix! I’ve been a Snickers lover for years but I recently converted to Twix and couldn’t be happier.
Jewelry from Forever 21. Spend $5.80 on a trendy necklace? Don’t mind if I do.
Harper feeling all better after her surgery. Crazy banchi is at it again!
Here’s a picture of her from a few weeks ago. They grow up so fast. Sigh.