Why I’m not ready for babies – reason #22

We let Harper sleep in our bed on occasion. We’re trying to break the habit, but some time between falling asleep and I-don’t-care-what’s-in-my-bed-as-long-as-I-don’t-have-to-open-my-eyes, she jumps up there with us. But then I get really uncomfortable. So instead of kicking her off the bed, I sleep upstairs. I imagine my lack of diligence will catch up to me when we have a teenage daughter who asks repeatedly if she can get a tattoo on her face. And about the fifth time she asks the question, my answer changes from, “heck no” to “fine, but make sure it’s something classy.”

Classy tattoo

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