Birds as pets. Also, people who choose to keep birds as pets.
When someone asks you if you want to see pictures of their surgery. Always ALWAYS decline. Trust me.
Driving home from softball with your cleats on. I’m a sporty driver. Awkward but sporty.
Selling a lovely Pottery Barn glass cabinet to a nice lady so she can display her collection of trolls… I could not make that up.
This little gem from Husband: I had a few reservations about marrying you. But it was never because of your looks.
This weather! Welcome, summer. I’ve missed you.
Fourth of July! Time to bust out the sparklers!
Okay. Have a good day. And remember to make good choices.