Remember that time when I was skinny…
And I didn’t have to wear elastic waist pants or slather my body in oils in hopes of avoiding stretch marks? I could shop at regular stores like Banana Republic and wear the lovely floral creations of Lauren Conrad. I could rock a 3-inch heel all day and my only pair of flats were for the beach. I could make mid-day margaritas and sit in the sunshine while reading the latest issue of People. I could remember where I stashed my keys, and I thought breast shields were part of a Halloween costume.
Ahhh, those days are long gone.
So friends, take time to appreciate your current hotness and enjoy Spring’s latest fashions. Because when you’re pregnant:
your favorite outfit quickly becomes your husband’s pajamas
your midwife tells you to lose the wedges
you have stacks and stacks of baby books cluttering your nightstand
your brain stops working
sun makes you sweaty
and you can forget tequila.
On the bright side, I eat what I want!
Have a great Memorial Day! And drink a strawberry margarita for me!